User's Manual: Run Osama Run

In a cave long lost after centuries of war, there emerged a beast whose evil and hate for the world drove him to malicious and evil act of cruelty unto his fellow humans. With a legion of insane ass-monkeys and the cast of Sesame Street, he spread his teachings of fear to the people like Satan's apostle. On September 11, we fear him no more! It is our chance to rid the world of his existence and drive him back, or through, his cave! No matter where he goes, no matter where he hides, he will be found, bombed, and attacked viciously from the land, sea, and air!

Welcome to the Run Osama Run Tutorial! This guide is a simple introduction to the world of outlaw and fugitive/terrorist Osama bin Laden. You, the player, are given the once-in-a-lifetime role of the maniacal millionaire on his quest to survive wave after wave of multi-million dollar missile strikes. That's right! You too can be bombed back to the stone age with a simple click on the mouse. We, the people at Chickless Studio, aren't cruel so we've included many power-ups ranging from automatic additions to life after every level to bonuses like falling kidney dialysis machines and iron ass-monkey training. Survive through 10 levels of Chinese embassy bombing madness and you too can call yourself a survivor from the Al-Qaida camp! Your goal is to outwit, outplay, and outlast the many varieties of U.S. made cruise missiles. But first, a quick run through of the game.

In the first screen, the user is given three choices, to watch the introduction, using the left arrow key; to exit the game, by pressing escape; or to start the game, using the right arrow key.

After pressing the right arrow key in the menu screen, you will be taken to a South Park representation of Afghanistan. You, the player, will control Osama bin Laden. The controls are simple, however, the objective is not. Use the left and right arrow keys on the keyboard to move Osama out of harm's way, the most creative of users will also use the space bar for jump. Your score is displayed on the top left while your lives and level are displayed on the top right of the screen.

The first few levels will allow the player to understand the controls and appreciate the time Chickless Studios spent to make such a fantastic game.

In the game, there will be many weapons of mass-destruction being dropped on Osama, however, there are also a few which empowers him. The kidney dialysis machine adds three more lives to the current total. The iron ass-monkey allows Osama to be withstand hell's fury (invincible) for twenty seconds. Beware of U.S. humanitarian food packages as Osama is allergic to eggs, peanuts, and is also lactose intolerant.

Credits: Tyler Gates (Lead Programmer/Artist) the person who makes the numbers and letters work magic and simple ideas into reality, Henry Yue (Lead Graphic Artist/Programmer) the person who makes the eye candy that everyone looks at, and finally Ken Young (Programmmer/Artist/Director) the man who does the little things that count.